These bumper stickers were compiled by Jerry Paull, a former Methodist minister in Lakeside, Ohio, who writes, “The following actual bumper stickers are now on cars. I didn’t write any of them. I’m only the messenger. If they make you laugh, good. If they make you cry, good.”
AT LEAST IN VIETNAM, BUSH HAD AN EXIT STRATEGY
BLIND FAITH IN BAD LEADERSHIP IS NOT PATRIOTISM
IF YOU’RE NOT OUTRAGED, YOU’RE NOT PAYING ATTENTION
IF YOU SUPPORTED BUSH,
A YELLOW RIBBON WON’T MAKE UP FOR IT
POVERTY, HEALTHCARE & HOMELESSNESS ARE MORAL ISSUES
OF COURSE IT HURTS. YOU’RE GETTING SCREWED BY AN ELEPHANT
BUSH LIED AND YOU KNOW IT
RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM:
A THREAT ABROAD,
A THREAT AT HOME
GOD BLESS EVERYONE (No exceptions)
BUSH SPENT YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY ON HIS WAR
PRO AMERICA, ANTI BUSH
WHO WOULD JESUS BOMB?
IF YOU SUPPORT BUSH’S WAR, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?
SHUT UP AND SHIP OUT
FEEL SAFER NOW?
I’D RATHER HAVE A PRESIDENT WHO SCREWED HIS INTERN
THAN ONE WHO SCREWED HIS COUNTRY
MY VALUES? FREE SPEECH. EQUALITY.
LIBERTY. EDUCATION. TOLERANCE.
IS IT 2008 YET?
DISSENT IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF PATRIOTISM — Thomas Jefferson
DON’T BLAME ME. I VOTED AGAINST BUSH–TWICE!
ANNOY A CONSERVATIVE–THINK FOR YOURSELF
VISUALIZE IMPEACHMENT
HEY BUSH! WHERE’S BIN LADEN?
STOP MAD COWBOY DISEASE
GEORGE W. BUSH: MAKING TERRORISTS
FASTER THAN HE CAN KILL THEM
KEEP YOUR THEOCRACY OFF MY DEMOCRACY
DEMOCRATS ARE SEXY.
WHOEVER HEARD OF A GOOD PIECE OF ELEPHANT?
ASPIRING CANADIAN
DON’T CONFUSE DYING FOR OIL WITH FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
STEM CELL RESEARCH IS PRO LIFE
HATE, GREED, IGNORANCE:
WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION
HONOR OUR TROOPS–DEMAND THE TRUTH
REBUILD IRAQ?
WHY NOT SPEND $87-BILLION ON AMERICA?
FACT: BUSH OIL
1999 - $19 BARREL
2006 - $70 BARREL
THE LAST TIME RELIGION CONTROLLED POLITICS,
PEOPLE GOT BURNED AT THE STAKE
SUPPORT OUR TROOPS–IMPEACH BUSH
HOW ON EARTH CAN 59,411,287 PEOPLE BE SO DUMB?
Forwarded by CybersAM
