Putzmeister

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

Putzmeister

Putz: literally, a diminutive form of penis; a prick. Used, as we do in English to describe a nasty, unlikable man. A putz generally has no real power, except to make your life miserable or at least unpleasant, often in a passive-aggressive way. See also Shmuck.
www.bubbygram.com/yiddishglossary.htm

-meister n. suffix
“master” often slang or humorous, one who is renowned for, has expertise in, or is a connoisseur of, for example angstmeister, cartelmeister, chatmeister, dietmeister, dramameister, grungemeister, mediameister, schlockmeister, shlockmeister, spinmeister, talkmeister, wordmeister [< German Meister < Middle High German meister < Old High German meistar < Latin magister "chairman, leader, teacher"].

This thing squirt liquid concrete.

germanenglishwords.com/rlgm.htm

1958: Karl Schlecht founds KS-Maschinenbau in Germany, eventually renamed Putzmeister (plaster master).

www.putzmeister.com/about/company_milestones/index.cfm

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11 Responses to “Putzmeister”

  1. ….
    ..
    ………
    gak!
    i would be so happy to hear that this is just a clever photoshop gag.
    very funny.

  2. oh so good.

  3. wow thats crazy is this real or a joke?

  4. So, were these guys really working, or were they just dickin’ around? (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)

  5. Not a joke or photoshop fake on my part, but I’m sure that whoever named the company knew what he was doing. It’s a big phallic hose. I took the photo because I found it to be an interesting machine. It wasn’t until I looked at the photo that I noticed the name.

  6. 1958: Karl Schlecht founds KS-Maschinenbau in Germany, eventually renamed Putzmeister (plaster master).

    http://www.putzmeister.com/about/company_milestones/index.cfm

  7. oh snap!
    have you checked out their merch?
    http://www.putzmeister.ai-estore.com/ProductList.aspx?did=2761
    you can get a toy truck, money clip, jackets, belt buckle…!

  8. Hi, I’m an admin for a group called MASTER SWORD OF GREATNESS GROU – praise be to bob, and we’d love to have your photo added to the group.

    This is worthy of the Master Sword of Greatness!
    You must add your picture to the Master Sword of Greatness grou!
    Master Sword of Greatness group!

  9. Wendy, that is silliest group I’ve ever been invited to. :)

  10. LOL too funny, hey, did you read the warning before becoming greater than great Gammablog? Here it is, be very careful or you could have some odd spell cast on you if you are not shielded and properly greatified;

    By joining this group you agree to abide by our Code of Conduct – RESPECT THE SWORD.

    Furthermore:

    DO NOT ADD YOUR PHOTOGRAPH TO THIS POOL UNLESS YOU RECEIVE A MASTER SWORD OF GREATNESS FROM SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELF. THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS OFFENSE AS THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS EXCLUSIVE INVITE ONLY GROU.

  11. I didn’t take up the sword, randall. I’m in too many groups as it is.

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